tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34997352.post8399519015713593497..comments2023-08-08T05:23:23.188-07:00Comments on Lucky Star: You Told Me SoUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34997352.post-12706042718705668172007-12-04T21:29:00.000-08:002007-12-04T21:29:00.000-08:00Dear Tara:It's Greg from the old school, PHS. Rem...Dear Tara:<BR/><BR/>It's Greg from the old school, PHS. Remember when I bore your mishapen hand across my breast? If you've read all this before, forgive me. I'm new at this blog stuff. In fact, I just responded to your game commercial. Strangely enough, I dreamt of you the other night, so I thought I'd google your name for shits and googles. I must say that I wasn't surprised to learn of you success since I was always sure that you were the best among us. You took me under you wing and. . . . After discovering what's in your "box" (a preoccupation that I had for a while) and gazing at your headshot, I concede that you are still mind-shatteringly beautiful. I guess you know that I had a terrible crush on you and that I worshipped you from afar. (Again, forgive me if you've perused this treacle before somewhere else on the web.) I thought I was in love with you. Even though I was a wee slip of a boy at 14, I felt strongly, so I guess it was real. Who knows?<BR/><BR/>I've been teaching 7th-graders grammar and composition and college kids Shakespeare (the racy sonnets and Venus and Adonis). I consider teaching as a kind of performance art. Try playing to a captive audince of 12 and 13-year-olds. It's tough. They will heckle you if you suck. I think I've found my calling, and I might as well go for the "Doctor." (I didn't go through ten years of evil medical school to be called "Mr." Hayes! I know that you will succeed in whatever you try, too. You are a brilliant actress. <BR/><BR/>Do you remember when you ordered me, "Pick me up" back stage? Or when you referred to me as Teddy. Perhaps you recall inviting me to go "swimming" before opening night, and I was too shy to respond to these blatant overtures? You asked me to speak French to you. All I could manage was "n'est pas?" Well here's another try: Je t'aime beacoup. Man, you never forget the first one.<BR/><BR/>Give my regards to Laura, whom I courted one sweet night before she left for Rollins. I was too chickenshit to kiss her, too, even though I think that's what she wanted. Rest assured, though, my feelings for her, although initially inspired by you, were an entirely different matter, which I will also cherish forever. A bane on the Ochs and all their pretty progeny! (Your mom was pretty hot, too.)<BR/><BR/>My email is gregjhayes@bellsouth.net. I hope you write sometimes. Maybe my box will be filled with belligerent wooers. Maybe I have a foot fetish, too.<BR/><BR/>Your Teddy always,<BR/>GregAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34997352.post-60473276122739705512007-02-09T19:58:00.000-08:002007-02-09T19:58:00.000-08:00yeah! congrats on the paycheck! i'll be watching!...yeah! congrats on the paycheck! i'll be watching! <BR/>i did a furniture ad couple weeks ago where i had bacon grease and peanut butter smeared on my face, and a dog ate bacon OUT OF my mouth. Like, he really really got in there. And I'M A VEGETARIAN. Just think about that if you ever feel commercial-dirty.<BR/>~mkmarykhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15302239472696332267noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34997352.post-18066994714386826312007-02-04T00:23:00.000-08:002007-02-04T00:23:00.000-08:00I remember a commercial I shot in Atlanata for Bes...I remember a commercial I shot in Atlanata for Best Foods Mayonaise, they were changing the name to MAYO for marketing purposes. I totally bricked that commercial and the director had me do the signature "Best foods Sandwich pat," at the end of a BF commercial a hand pats a sandwich that tastefully oozes mayonaise. The food artist took too long to build sandwiches and the daylight was dissapearing and their was too much mayo and it kept squirting out, and the director ended up doing it. I just remember they kept saying "bring in the hero" and by this they meant the sandwich. I was supporting role to a sandwich. Commercials are a joke that pays the bills until you get to do what you want.Overdroidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13163906729547832272noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34997352.post-40763158895111986542007-01-23T14:34:00.000-08:002007-01-23T14:34:00.000-08:00no 'A', no friend.
this doesn't let you off the ...no 'A', no friend. <br />this doesn't let you off the hook.<br />but it is cool as shit.ablebodyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15578071490589078149noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34997352.post-85256201047148893072007-01-22T00:30:00.000-08:002007-01-22T00:30:00.000-08:00TARA!!
YOU SHOT A COMMERCIAL!!
AND YOU DIDN'T TE...TARA!!<br /><br />YOU SHOT A COMMERCIAL!!<br /><br />AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME!1<br /><br />First off, congrats. Secondly, don't ever put the image of you sucking on your foot in my head again.<br /><br />And finally, cash the check and smile. It's done, baby.<br /><br />Whatever is going to happen, is going to happen.<br /><br />xoxo<br />-CAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34997352.post-61917357842887742462007-01-20T18:55:00.000-08:002007-01-20T18:55:00.000-08:00Not sure whether to congratulate you or send you a...Not sure whether to congratulate you or send you a sympathetic cyber-hug. What a weird, weird business. <br />I'll watch the Oscars and see if you're doing a spit-take with a Diet Coke. I can't stand the stuff either. Regular Coke, sure, but Diet? Ick. <br />Hang in there, kiddo. You're in the middle of a crossroads moment here. Take your time, decide who/what you want to be, and then take action. <br />Oh, and if your foot tastes like humility, I recommend using that Aloe lotion. Then, embarrassing statements allow you to experience a minty freshness as your feet hit your mouth. I''ve got a foot fetish - trust me. :-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com